Frases caricatas

Em “leia mais” apresentamos frases que se seguiram a aterragens mais ou menos bem sucedidas. As frases foram apanhadas em fóruns e o Airsim não tem confirmação da sua veracidade. Mas a sua leitura proporciona um momento diferente.

*Airline attendant during a safety demonstration: “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this airplane”
*Stewardess after a hard landing: “We ask you please to remain seated while Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal building”
*After another hard landing: “Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastend while the Captain taxies what’s left of our plane to the terminal gate”
*And after yet another: “Please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and his crew have brought the plane to a screeching half up against the terminal gate. Once the tyre smoke has cleared and the warning bells stop, we’ll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal”
*Announcement made while taxiing to the terminal: “Thank you for flying Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride”*During a safety demonstration on the use of the oxygen masks: “In the event of a sudden loss of pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask and pull it over your face. If you have a small child with you, secure your own mask before assisting with his. If you are travelling with two small children, decide which one you love more”
*Pilot on the intercom: “The weather at our destination is 30 degrees with some broken clouds, but they’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember …nobody loves you or your money more than this airline”
*Pilot heard over the loudspeaker during touchdown: “Whoa, big fella. WHOA!!!”
*Stewardess: “Last passenger of the plane has to clean it!”

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